| Where there is a will, there is a way |
| Do unto others as you would have them do unto you |
| Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death. |
| I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes -- until I met a man who had no feet. |
| You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money. |
| Locks keep out only the honest. |
| If you can't go over, you must go under. |
| Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family. |
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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| Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side. |
| A friend you have to buy; enemies you get for nothing. |
| The good fellow to everyone is a good friend to no one. |
| God is closest to those with broken hearts. |
| If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. |
| Loose tongues are worse than wicked hands. |
| What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. |
| All things grow with time -- except grief. |
| He who puts up with insult invites injury. |
| You don't need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence. |
| When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. |
| No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen. |
| Loneliness breaks the spirit. |
| It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love. |
| Do not make yourself so big, you are not so small. |
| If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird. |
| A mother understands what a child does not say. |
| God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers |
| He that does not bring up his son to some honest calling and employment, brings him up to be a thief. |
| Pray that you will never have to bear all that you are able to endure. |
| Pride is the mask of one's own faults. |
| The man who gives little with a smile gives more than the man who gives much with a frown. |
| Against stupidity; God Himself is helpless. |
| What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul. |
