After all is said and done, more is said than done. |
| From small beginnings come great things. |
| Some will, some don't, so what! |
| The early bird gets the worm. |
| Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical. |
| The love of evil is the root of all money. |
| The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. |
| Before borrowing money from a friend decide which you need most. |
| Cut your losses and let your profits run. |
| In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on. |
| Always count the cost. |
| The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them. |
| Don't change horses while crossing a stream. |
| Never swap horses crossing a stream. |
| If your time ain't come not even a doctor can kill you. |
| The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. |
| If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had gotten into the wrong grave. |
| You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. |
| Fooled once shame on you, fooled twice shame on me. |
| What is an expert? Someone who is twenty miles from home. |
| Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse. |
| Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces. |
| All is fair in love and golf. |
| A malignant sore throat is a danger, a malignant throat not sore is worse. |
| The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven. |
| You must not enthrone ignorance just because there is much of it. |
| Those who sleep with dogs gets up with fleas. |
| A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. |
| Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. |
| It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. |
| There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening. |
| Better to be safe than sorry. |
| Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion. |
| When pleasure interferes with business, give up business. |
| There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls. |
| You can't steal second base with your foot on first. |
| No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. |
| After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. |
| The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do. |
